There’s a lot of fun stuff this week to know about and to do. Technically, the culmination of the events listed for this week is an event that is happening next week, Sunday the 14th of August — not to blow your mind chronologically. It’s P. Fanatics: Circle Jerk.

You should go to this because it’s in Chicago, the greatest city in the world, and because what else is it you’re so dead set on doing? Monday night? Really? You can’t even watch the Bulls lose because that isn’t happening till tomorrow? The Bulls losing? (Can anyone tell how depressed I am about that? i.e., re: Bulls losses?) Whaaa